I wanna ask you, what is the weirdest gift you’ve received? Take your time and think before you go further. Is it a banana duck or an anti-cunt pill (pain-in-the-ass-pill)? Or a box of weirdly shaped candles?
Every other day, we buy gifts for our friends and those we love. We can’t stop ourselves from buying something that we’ve always wanted. We invest time and money to see one beautiful smile. We also get prank gifts which keep us laughing for days together. The gifts vary depending on the person and could be anything. : A fucktopus, personalised face socks, beard bib apron, fake lottery tickets, funny apron, dehydrated water and toilet games.
Women have a different, separate genre for the gifts they expect. They have so many needs. The bathroom door was slightly ajar, and two women were exchanging gifts. Before I get to the details of the gifts, they are so different while talking to themselves in the bathroom. The darkest humour starts in the women’s room. I always wondered about the conversation one might have, but the gift exchange session between the two women changed my perception of gifts and conversations in the ladies’ room.
In that bathroom, there were two women, best friends, I could say, first in a pink floral dress, held a fetish box (it was written in bold letters on the box, I couldn’t help but notice), and the other in an all-black spaghetti strapped dress held candles in the shape of a penis, along with a copy of ‘Decoding Your Kink’, a book written by Galen Fous. I was shy, which explains my quiet dismissal from there. I was so embarrassed; I had never felt my cheek heat up so much. Discussing it makes it much better and less of a taboo.
Decoding Your Kink is an essential read not just for contemporary sexual liberation but for anyone willing to explore the depths of their innermost pleasures, their Eros, and their unique sexual desire. There are two types of fetishes: sexual fetish and non-sexual fetish. On the contrary, the two objects they held for each other could never be appropriate but go together in most cases. You discover your kink along with your fetish, there is no denying that.
During my research for this article, I read that a man only had sex if he kept strawberries and honey on his nightstand. Another person chose not to have sex even though he and his partner were aroused because the couple were not in lace briefs. Well, this explains fetish along with the particular kink a person has. We read and then learn, but some watch and learn. In both ways, learning is happening, but the right knowledge is found in the books. Hence, the gifts in words leave us with the right knowledge. I wish I were bold enough to watch and listen to the words of those ladies in the bathroom, but eavesdropping is dirty behaviour. The gifts those women gave each other were perfectly weird, but the next time, they will give each other the next level of the same gift (if you know what that means).
Women will remain the same because the ladies’ room is a haven that bears all secrets; they unfold only when necessary. I forgot to mention that I was lucky enough to listen to the beginning of their conversation. With a smirk, they screamed, ” I have a perfect gift for you,” together.
The rest is for your imagination, I hope your brain treats you right.
Gifts are never perfect; the advantage of the gift makes it perfect.
